Ok, I'm a 16 (Now 37) year old kid (Obviously not) from Lincoln Nebraska. If you feel yourself about to think, "Hey, isn't that the team that won that, uh, football thing.", spare yourself (and everyone else). That I should be indentified by such a thing is outrageous.
I'm sorry, I lost myself for a second. I actually have no idea what I was talking about, but I think it has something to do with not liking football. This was stupid. Very, very stupid. I appologize for how unfunny it is.
But, I am falling off subject. Let's get back on it. ME.
Like I said, I'm a 16 (39*) year old kid from Lincoln Nebraska (although originally from California). I don't have a job. The reasons are:
As a result, anything I do must be free or very inexpensive. Those things that I'm most proud of are the internet resources that I've been able to find (all for free). The University has a server that anyone can dial to and use to access the internet for free(This has since been removed). From there I was able to telnet to the Greater Detroit Freenet and get an e-mail adress (This has since been removed).
I've also been able to find free web space in a couple of places. These are at angelfire (This has since been removed) and a server in the UK (This has since been removed).
Then I learned HTML, and wrote my page with nothing more than a text editor.
I actually got a job a the local supermarket (This has since been removed). I quit after six weeks. The highlight of my career was when I learned that if you lock your register and press the numbered keys 50 times, it beeps. I broke out the wine that night (This has since been removed).
I go to ACADEC (Academic Decathlon) class every day after school. I go to a class (one later than most people have mind you) for an entire year to go to two competitions (Three if we had gone to nationals-Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!). Some people don't understand. To these people I simply state my logic:"Anything that can perpetuate my standing as a social outcast is well worth the effort." They then, of course, nod their heads in agreement and walk away. I usually don't talk to those people more than once. Obviously, being a "man" of 43*, I graduated from highschool months ago. During my time there, we went to ACADEC state again. We did much better, and this time did not fall short of not acheiving our goal of going to nationals. Our Quizbowl team actually did make it to nationals, where we did EXTREMELY averagely.
My English teachers say I have a problem with transitions. Do you see that? In actuality, seeing that I needed to work on my transitions, I focused nearly all of my creative energy on them. My transitional prowess grew with every paper I wrote, culminating in my greatest work to date, entitled "Transition." It is essentially a five page transition in to itself. While my teachers couldn't find a single line of thought anywhere, they were all inclined to agree that it was very well written. I, of course, received an A. Were it not for the fictional nature of this piece of writing, there would be a link to it on this page.
Well, I like to act and write anyway.
This is practically the only true statement left in this document. Only I no longer pretend to attract women. I let the virtual reality goggles do the pretendin' for me.
If you have anything to say, SAY IT.
*The difference given in my ages is not a typo, it is a testament to my extreme laziness. Incidentally, all typos are also a testament to my extreme lazi...
In general:
I like to act, write, watch TV, pretend to attract women, eat green things, and color with generic brand crayons.